Gags · Si Maricel

Facts About me

  1. ’til grade 2 I thougt my name was “Mariacel” coz my father always said that my siblings and i were “tatlong maria”
    -my eldest sister literally has “maria” in her name; my second sister has a “mae” which was supposedly the substitute for maria
    -I didn’t have a second name
  2. my two ates used to fight ‘cos one of them thought my name was “Michelle”
    -also according to my baby book, nickname ko raw “Michelle” when i was a baby
    -which is really confusing ‘cos like, if my parents liked that name so much, bakit hindi nalang ‘yun ‘yung pinangalan nila sakin?
    -after finding out abt it, parang na-drawn na ‘ko sa name na ‘yun. like natutuwa ako pag meron akong nakikilala na michelle yung name
  3. as a kid, I was very fat and had a boy-ish short haircut, very different with how I look today (and also my skin used to be fair)
  4. i hate it when people call me “cel” except Gabrielle ‘cos she’s like my mom (i used to call her mommy back in hs too)
    -i hate it more when it’s those i’m not even close with
  5. i have a mild obsession with violet, stars, and seashells
    -like mahirap para sa’kin magleave ng store na nag-ooffer ng any of those
    -to the point na madalas napapabili ako tapos pag-uwi ko marirealize ko na hindi worth it
  6. i have a fetish for the nice guys the leading ladies dont end up with in love-triangle-type stories
  7. part ng good vibes songs ko ‘yung The Best Day Ever from Spongebob
  8. i became friends w/ one of my best friends bc of a pen
  9. favorite fruit ko ‘yung mango pero dahil lang sa “mango” ‘yung tawag sa’kin ng first love/boyfriend ko. like parang mula nu’n nagkaro’n ako ng newfound love for mangoes na hanggang ngayon di ko maalis
  10. i’m generally a very respectful person except kay Doy, ‘yung hs calculus sub namin. di po siya marunong magturo
    -plus i sorta blame him kung bakit hindi nagflourish ‘yung calculus skills ko
  11. before ako maging teen (saka nung 13 ako) super excited ako mag-14 kasi i used to believe na nagiging interesting yung buhay ng isang tao when he/she reaches that age
    -yun kasi usually yung age ng characters sa anime/manga
    -also may nagsabi sakin na 14 daw yung youngest age na pwede ma-inlove ang isang tao
    -& i was obsessed with the idea of love bc of shoujo mangas and love stories
  12. follow up on #11: age 15 ako nagbloom in terms of romantic development
    -read: at age 15 natuto lumandi ang lola mo charot
  13. when i was in grade 4 tinanong sa recollection who my best friend was and i answered “jesus”
    -HAHAHA THE 9-YEAR-OLD ME WAS THE SUPER RELIGIOUS SHIT
    -look at me now tho
  14. mej judgmental ako when it comes to mainstream stuff
    -like rare lang na magustuhan ko ‘yung something na mainstream ’cause overcritical ako ‘pag sikat ‘yung isang item
    -usually kasi like marami namang ibang mas maganda, or they could do better
    -mahirap iexplain basta ganun
    -also u could say i’m a bit hipster-ish in the sense na kapag may something akong nagustuhan tapos biglang sumikat, nawawala ‘yung amor/hype ko for that thing
  15. nakatry na ‘ko magsmoke once or twice nung bata ako ‘cos may katulong kami na naimpluwensyahan ng friend niya na katulong sa ibang bahay & we were sort of close so tinatanong ko siya anong lasa and stuff tas sabi niya itry ko daw kung gusto ko malaman so i did
    -hanggang ngayon i still dont get why ppl smoke kasi i swear hindi pleasant yung first few experiences tapos hindi ko alam paano naggogo through that phase yung smokers hanggang sa dumating sa point na addicted na sila
    -i tried the trick na papalabasin yung smoke sa nose tapos nagcough ako cos you need to swallow the smoke para padaanin siya sa nose to exit
    -anyway nag-end siya kasi may nakakita sakin na kapitbahay namin tapos i was scared na isusumbong ako
    -plus of course yung health concerns etc
  16. first time naman na i drank liquor was when i mistakenly drank from my father’s cup (kasi may color-coding yung mga baso namin nung bata ako & silver kay papa. ofc violet akin) di ko kasi abot yung table. i’m guessing like super bata pa ko nito mga age 3? tapos i was thirsty kasi naglaro ata ako or something so i asked for permission to drink from his cup kasi yun lang yung abot ko & i guess di nila naforesee na iinumin ko talaga but i did tapos super nilagok ko siya then after nun sumuka ako at umiyak
  17. when i go jogging (tho super rare lang to) sa harap ko sinasabit yung towel ko instead na sa likod para easily accessible siya to wipe my face
    -yes nasa loob ng sports bra bc AYOKO KAYA NG FEELING NA PAWIS DOON
  18. i started composing like super bata pa ‘ko. i remember having written one na about imaginary friends. chorus niya is “we are your imaginary frieeeeeeeeends” super funny
    -also kahit english siya most ng lyrics niya is yung typical lyrics, put together. may isang line dun, “when you’re feeling insecure” tapos tinanong ako ng ate ko kung alam ko meaning ng insecure i said no
  19. INFP ang MBTI personality type ko pero sometimes INTP lumalabas na result and i’m pretty sure kaya ko magswitch between said types depending on the situation